1. 11:51 24th Jul 2014

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    kid: “how did you meet mom”

    me: “thirst follow”

  2. i wish everybody would go home so i could skive a bit

  3. 10:18

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    O M F G

  4. 10:04

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  5. 09:47

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    Tags: yes jesse

  6. 09:46

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    you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

  7. 09:45

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  8. 09:44

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    a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

  9. 08:46

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  10. 08:45

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    My dads fishing boat names us Fish Tank hahaha

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  11. 08:27

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  12. 08:27

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  13. 08:26

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    Avocado Eggrolls Recipe :: Vegan rolls / Recipe

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  14. 07:22

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[glasses cleaning intensifies]
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